December 2011
Damn I just posted a shit ton of Jersey Shore stuff.
iamchrisforte53:
legitnaz:
a-domestic asked: 2 and 12
Every time Rocky Horror fans follow each other a...
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
That awkward moment when a teacher is yelling at... →
im-a-bit-lost:
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When you're in school and you touch a piece of gum...
My Family Everyone
My Sister: When you pick me up on Monday, can you not wear a Rocky shirt?
Me: Excuse me?
My Sister: It's embarrasing.
Me: EXCUSE ME? Rocky's my life and you know that! SO, FUCK OFF, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO WEAR!
Dad: Don't tell your sister to fuck off!
Me: She's telling me I can't wear my shirts.
Dad: Karley, don't tell your sister what to wear. It won't end well.
Me: Thank you!!
My Sister: *Storms upstairs*
Dad: Please don’t kill her. You have a transvestite in lips on your shirt, cut her some slack.
Me: *Shoots him a stern glare*
Dad: Wear whatever the hell you want just don’t go naked.
